whoredidthepartygo:

sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread

(Source: whordinance, via winternais)

  • Parents: be yourself
  • Me: -is self-
  • Parents: wait no

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

(via orgasm)